one way to use a goldfish

“I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence.”

 Edgar Allan Poe

There is only a very thin line between self-confidence and a whole load of crap. Meaning that it’s one thing to be confident but it’s another thing to be full of yourself. The funny thing is that a lot of the people that I thought were over confident were actually very self conscious and they only tried to compensate it by blabbing things they thought would impress people, but naaa aaaaaa, not me, I ain’t no fool yo. Ok now I’m being a brag.

I could be SOOOOOOOO self conscious at times. You know when you think you’re so stupid and ugly and your existence doesn’t make much of a difference.. but then I eat a chocolate bar and then realize that my purpose in life is to stuff my face with food and then write a blog post about eating that bar of chocolate. Uhmm. Ok I lost myself.

Yeah. So anyways, as I was saying… why am I talking about food when I just had such a fattening lunch/dinner with mariam. Yeah you only eat one major meal a day when you live abroad. GOD why do I keep getting off topic?! ..

So, you get the idea, people who brag SO MUCH make me feel like stabbing them in the neck with a goldfish. Poor goldfish I’m sorry.

 

MORAL OF THE STORY:

-      Do not eat junk food when you’re depressed because that makes it worse. (ok I know that’s not what you got out of it, but I just thought I should mention it)

-      Girls you’re pretty .. ALWAYS .. and don’t let ANYONE (even yourself) tell you otherwise.

-      Don’t brag, people hate it.

-      Drink lots of water.

 

I love writing useless posts. I’m so smart. GOD I love me. See what I did there? …………….

 

Ok you can leave your hate comments to me for wasting 5 minutes of your time in the comment box below.

 

Love me, hate me, I don’t care.

 

Regards,

Shamma. 

 

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