one way to use a goldfish
“I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence.”
― Edgar Allan Poe
There is only a very thin line between self-confidence and a whole load of crap. Meaning that it’s one thing to be confident but it’s another thing to be full of yourself. The funny thing is that a lot of the people that I thought were over confident were actually very self conscious and they only tried to compensate it by blabbing things they thought would impress people, but naaa aaaaaa, not me, I ain’t no fool yo. Ok now I’m being a brag.
I could be SOOOOOOOO self conscious at times. You know when you think you’re so stupid and ugly and your existence doesn’t make much of a difference.. but then I eat a chocolate bar and then realize that my purpose in life is to stuff my face with food and then write a blog post about eating that bar of chocolate. Uhmm. Ok I lost myself.
Yeah. So anyways, as I was saying… why am I talking about food when I just had such a fattening lunch/dinner with mariam. Yeah you only eat one major meal a day when you live abroad. GOD why do I keep getting off topic?! ..
So, you get the idea, people who brag SO MUCH make me feel like stabbing them in the neck with a goldfish. Poor goldfish I’m sorry.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
- Do not eat junk food when you’re depressed because that makes it worse. (ok I know that’s not what you got out of it, but I just thought I should mention it)
- Girls you’re pretty .. ALWAYS .. and don’t let ANYONE (even yourself) tell you otherwise.
- Don’t brag, people hate it.
- Drink lots of water.
I love writing useless posts. I’m so smart. GOD I love me. See what I did there? …………….
Ok you can leave your hate comments to me for wasting 5 minutes of your time in the comment box below.
Love me, hate me, I don’t care.
Regards,
Shamma.